Hot Tub

I love hot tubs, and have always wanted one.

I love the hot water massaging my muscles.

I forget about all my cares and really just simply relax.

My dreams came true this week... we got one, right in our own backyard!

Yahoo!!!

Wait.

What?

Uhm, that's not the hot tub I have been dreaming of.

You say that's hot water leaking from our home?

From pipes that are embedded in our concrete foundation?

That's not the kind of hot tub I wanted.

What's the return policy?